Chicken Tikka Masala Rival

A new type of villain is discovered.

I usually head to lunch at 12:30. If I opt for Whole Foods and they have a tray for chicken tikka masala, it’s always just the sauce.

Today I happened to leave for lunch at 12:15. The chicken tikka masala tray had chicken in it. As I was grabbing my container and lid, this woman reached between my arm to grab one. She circled the bar and stopped in front of the chicken tikka masala, just ahead of me.

I then watched as she proceeded to carefully take every last cube of chicken out of the tray. Like 15-20 pieces.

I wasn’t aware that I could have a chicken tikka masala nemesis. Now that I know, though, it is my sole mission in life to get there just before her and take all of it so she can experience the abject loss.